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This is abstracted directly from a social networking website (unedited). I wish to withhold the identity of the person for I know of some people who are already loading in .38s to gun him down. I guess he messed up the alphabet in preschool. I have no clue what was going through his mind, when he must've probably thought of writing this! Whatever it is, it sure is something that'll keep you occupied for a while :D
Feel free to blast the shit off!